The Canis Loopus Vinylaris is a domesticated “sub-species” of the party wolf. A male canine is referred to as a DJ dog, while a female is called a DJ bitch.
There is much speculation about, but little evidence establishing why DJ dogs came to live with or near humans (possibly as long as 100 years ago). With the beginning of club culture, came the exploitation of DJ dogs in various ways. The DJ dog has developed into hundreds of differing breeds being recognized by various clubs worldwide. Many of these breeds are the product of a deliberate process of artificial selection. They are either accidentally or purposely crossbred from existing breeds, developed for a specific style of music, or created just for party purposes. Because of this, there is extraordinary musical diversity across different breeds.
Many DJ dogs live in packs, and have complex mixing skills. They are generally highly adaptable, so there may be considerable variation even within a single DJ set. A pack of DJ dogs is a group of animals organised to entertain its human audience. The size of the pack may change over time and is affected by factors including party type, individual personalities and records supply. Hunting season starts in January and ends in December. DJ dogs hunt for records in groups, mixing down DJ sets and tearing apart complete songs. WorldWideWoofers is a straightforward example of these so-called packs.
And always remember: DJ puppies are not for Christmas, they are for life!